Thanks to Eric K. Auld…
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! I know I’m a grammar nerd when I think this stuff is funny! Thanks for the laugh, Reba!
I almost never comment, but i did some searching and
wound up here Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation – Reba Hilbert.
And I do have 2 questions for you if it’s allright. Could it be simply me or does
it look like some of the remarks come across as if they are coming from brain dead people?
😛 And, if you are writing on additional online sites, I would like to follow anything new you have to post.
Would you list of every one of all your shared pages like your twitter feed, Facebook page
or linkedin profile?